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Workshop by [http://52.19.102.72/mediawiki/index.php/Luis_Rodil-Fern%C3%A1ndez Luis Rodil-Fernández]


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In the Algorithmic Kitchen of Luis Rodil-Fernández we will learn how algorithms are made. During this workshop you will make your own and we will let it crunch its logic on a large database of fine cuisine. Together we will cook the tastiest outcomes, so that you can have your cake and eat it too.
 
==Recipe for understanding big data==
Serves: 20 people
Prep time: 8 hours
 
'''For the context sauce:'''
* 3 million bots on Twitter
* 1L of personal information bubble, crushed
* several fortunes made and unmade over lines of code
* 1 tsp of "software will eat the world"
* 200 gr of black box opacity, as opaque as possible
* 1 very large piece of influence
* 1 very very large cloud
 
'''For the cake of understanding:'''  
* 1L thousand recipes
* 2220 ingredients
* 1 database
* 1 API or programming interface
* 2 sleeves, rolled up
* a pinch of salt
* a crack of pepper
 
'''Preparation:'''  
Mix all ingredients for the context sauce in a large bowl and let them sit for a while. You will know they are ready when you start seeing ads following you everywhere you go.  
 
On a separate tray, prepare your personal data and let it simmer on an online pressure cooker for about a year, until multiple digital personalities ferment and have a life of their own.
 
Serve warm and in good company. Goes well with bubbles or nutty liqueurs.
 
[http://52.19.102.72/mediawiki/index.php/HDSA_2015 HDSA 2015]

Revision as of 10:13, 27 August 2015

Thursday 30 July 2015, 10:00-18:00

Workshop by Luis Rodil-Fernández

In the Algorithmic Kitchen of Luis Rodil-Fernández we will learn how algorithms are made. During this workshop you will make your own and we will let it crunch its logic on a large database of fine cuisine. Together we will cook the tastiest outcomes, so that you can have your cake and eat it too.

Recipe for understanding big data

Serves: 20 people Prep time: 8 hours

For the context sauce:

  • 3 million bots on Twitter
  • 1L of personal information bubble, crushed
  • several fortunes made and unmade over lines of code
  • 1 tsp of "software will eat the world"
  • 200 gr of black box opacity, as opaque as possible
  • 1 very large piece of influence
  • 1 very very large cloud

For the cake of understanding:

  • 1L thousand recipes
  • 2220 ingredients
  • 1 database
  • 1 API or programming interface
  • 2 sleeves, rolled up
  • a pinch of salt
  • a crack of pepper

Preparation: Mix all ingredients for the context sauce in a large bowl and let them sit for a while. You will know they are ready when you start seeing ads following you everywhere you go.

On a separate tray, prepare your personal data and let it simmer on an online pressure cooker for about a year, until multiple digital personalities ferment and have a life of their own.

Serve warm and in good company. Goes well with bubbles or nutty liqueurs.

HDSA 2015